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wicked fairy godmother’s powers; curses, telekinesis, pyrokinesis, dragon transformation, teleportation
um, i’m an adorable alien and my powers are randomly bouncing between dimensions, flying, and, uh….being adorable yes
valkyrjasvoice : valkyrja’s voice I would have the ability to choose who lived and died in battle [as the valkyrjur or...
I’m an animagus, obviously.
I am full of such amazing (celestial? it’s in the url…) music that people literally stop being little shits to listen....
I’m the Doctor, a god, a hunter and a detective. I’m awesome.
Making keyblades out of thin air! FUCK YES
…I kidnap awesome that always tells the truth? I feel more like a villian than a hero.
I am a time-traveling android freedom-preaching messiah!
blackmoodcraft If you’re bummed out, I will make your day better with some truly macabre knitting and painting projects....
TheLouringLady. I have the ability to,uh, make people see their most miserable moments and the worst of their fears I...
to hide from everyone and not find anything?
I DONT KNOW< CAN WE JUST ALL GO TO DISNEY
My powers are being a friendly whale, singing, and never having to speak to another human being ever again.
the power to summon moses’s father-in-law riding a t-rex
i can create scary… dolls…?
Uhh… I guess I can make wishes come true.
I make gods jealous of my beauty and shrug my shoulders a lot.
being somewhat content.
You can see me and not be entirely disgusted.
I swallowed a light bulb.
to create illusions and crud, like i could turn into a bear but not really. people just Think im a bear
mariahtothemax I CAN DO ANYTHING
I CONTROL WEATHER WITH MY MOODS
The Power of the Bitch Face.
Increased Asian immigration???
imagine wolverine, but instead of claws, chainsaws…